1) What the hell is the
Monkey Bar?
2) People aren't cramming out the door.
3) You have to be 21 to get in.
4) No peanuts on the floor.
5) Real monkeys don't own it.
6) Our regulars, both come around sometimes.
7) Great service and too many damn drinks to choose from.
8) No steroid freak at the front door asking for cover charge.
9) Our toilet seats don't stick to your ass.
10) Mel Gibson has been everywhere else but here.
Every Tues & Thurs is 75cent cold 16oz. Drafts of Honey Brown and Lites by Miller!
1157 W. Wrightwood (At Racine)
3 Blks. from DePaul
Great Party
Deals!
773-935-3760